Never in a million years did I think I’d be that neighbour. You know, the one with the longest grass on the block. With the most weeds in her garden bed. With the concrete walkway that desperately needs to be pressure-washed. Hell, it needs to be replaced. The one with the dirt stains on her [...]
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After Effects.
I loved being pregnant. Like, LOVED it. I loved the wonderment of having a living, breathing human being GROWING inside me. I loved watching my belly expand and harden. I loved the fact that I could eat pretty much whatever I wanted. I loved the glow. I loved that it gave me an excuse to [...]
When the hell did this happen?
I realized two things today. 1. I had a baby. 2. I’m almost 40. Oscar and I spent the afternoon at the mall. I had to return a couple of things to Old Navy (because they sucked completely and weren’t worth the $20.00. When did their baby clothes get so, um, cheap looking (not to [...]
I’m no ScarJo.
I’m not a Kardashian either. And no, not Kate Winslet. According to The Gap, however, I’m running in their circles. According to The Gap, I’m curvy. And I like it. Because it’s much nicer than hearing, “Stephanie, you’ve got Junk In The Trunk.” Ok, rewind. @CanadaMomDeals tweeted about a Gap sale. I’m in desperate need of [...]
What’s that sparkle? Oh, it’s Stephi’s teeth.
At about week 25, when this picture was taken: it was brought to my attention that my teeth were discoloured. It happened just like that *snap*. Seriously. One day they were white (as white as they could be from a life of red wine, coffee and cigarettes! But pretty white nonetheless.) and then the next [...]
